The first social network for the afterlife. Because "RIP" shouldn't mean "offline".
"Signed in spirit, binding forever."
Please be advised that our Legal Department is located in the Prime Circle of the Abyss. My lawyers are working for free and I have plenty of them. They have been practicing since the dawn of time and haven't lost a case in several millennia.
We believe in absolute privacy. We do not store logs, we do not set cookies, and we do not track your movement. Why? Because we already know everything you do. Your life history was processed at the gate. Local tracking is redundant in the afterlife.
This is a platform of humor and spiritual satire. If you take these terms seriously, you might actually be overqualified for our 'Hell' department. Relax—you're already dead (digitally speaking).
All disputes shall be resolved via trial by fire or a Scrabble match with Lucifer. Decisions are final and potentially flammable.